Malcom Vs. The Bagel

Today at Kids Kung Fu camp I ended up involved in a kid named Macolm's imaginary world in which a giant bagel terrorized New York City. At one point I played the voice of Barak Obama on the telephone and it was pretty awesome. I channeled Jimmy Fallon for my Obama voice.

Malcolm called the president asking for ropes to bind the Bagel. And, of course, Obama gladly provided them. But, the Bagel proved to strong to be tied up by ropes. In fact, most of what Malcolm tried was unsuccessful in destroying or capturing the damn thing.

In the end, we needed the assistance of another kid, the super-inventor Gordy. Gordy built a giant toaster which he used to toast the evil Bagel and then Malcolm ate it.

Then, we rebuilt New York using crayons.

Presidents And Their Hams

An Artist named Bijoo painted portraits of all the U.S Presidents. He depicts each man with a ham in his arms.

Here's Obama with a Ham:

Here's Abraham Lincoln:

Here's Ulysses S. Grant:

And Here's Bill Clinton:

[Via Paste]